Thursday, January 30, 2014

How to Name your Child after your Profession!

How to Name your Child after your Profession! 


§  Lawyer's daughter:----------------------------Sue 
§  Thief's son:-------------------------------------Rob 
§  Lawyer's son:----------------------------------Will 
§  Doctor 's son:----------------------------------Bill 
§  Meteorologist's daughter:-------------------Haley 
§  Steam shovel operator's son:---------------Doug 
§  Hair Stylist's son:-----------------------------Bob 
§  Homeopathic doctor's son:--------------------Herb 
§  Justice of the peace's daughter:---------------Mary 
§  Sound stage technician's son:-----------------Mike 
§  Hot-dog vendor's son:--------------------------Frank 
§  Gambler's daughter:-----------------------------Bette 
§  Exercise guru's son:-----------------------------Jim 
§  Cattle Thief's son:-------------------------------Russell 
§  Painter's son:-------------------------------------Art 
§  Iron worker's son:-------------------------------Rusty 
§  TV show star's daughter:----------------------Emmy 
§  Movie star's son:--------------------------------Oscar
§  Barber's son:-------------------------------------Harry

Coach's daughter: ........Destiny
Realtor's son: .......Earnest
Electrical engineer's son: ......Kip
Structural engineer's nickname: ....Stud
Technical Engineer's son ..... Chip
Geneticist's son ...Gene
Lumberjack's son:..... Woody or chip
Real estate investor's son:.... flip


AND THE BEST FOR LAST!

§  Mortgage Professional’s boy dog:----------Zeus
§  Mortgage Professional’s boy cat:-----------Doc
§  Mortgage Professional’s fish:----------------HUD
§  Mortgage professional’s son:----------------Freddie
§  Mortgage Professional’s daughter:---------Fannie

§  Mortgage Professional’s 2nd daughter:----Ginnie