Careful What You Ask For!

A strapping young man is picking up a nice looking cougar at the bar. As she explains all her wild sexual experiences he can't resist in asking how old she is. She hesitantly says, "I'm only 62". The man was impressed by her good looks and wild past. He promptly asked, "since you're so wild, have you ever had any mother-daughter relationships" (wink-wink)... Knowing her daughter must be more beautiful and sexy then she was, they quickly closed the bar tab and headed to her place. With him full of anticipation, and just behind her, she opened the front door of her apartment and shouted "MOM, are you home".