Showing posts with label Big Steve Kaufman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Big Steve Kaufman. Show all posts

Sunday, February 8, 2015

How To Invest in Real Estate with Little or No Money Down?

"How to Fund 10 Deals in 10 Months with 10K"
Instructor:  Steven Kaufman, Zeus Mortgage
February 10 & 12 at 6:30pm
Cash is King!  Or is it?  This class teaches you strategies to fund your real estate portfolio.  Whether you are flipping, buying and holding or considering niche opportunities like Notes, owner-financing, multifamily, commercial or other, knowing how to leverage your money is key.  
By the end of this class you will be able to:
1.    Develop a personalized strategy to fund your preferred method of investing.
2.   Calculate Return on Investment (ROI), cash-on-cash returns, and other formulas for investors.
3.   Locate traditional and non-traditional funding sources such as; self-directed IRAs, private money, hard money, banks & credit cards.
This Foundation  class is 6 hours in duration and will be taught on Tuesday and Thursday from 6:30 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. at the RICH headquarters on 4220 Lockfield Street.  
PRICING:  TWO Day, 6 Hours (CLASS SIZES ARE LIMITED TO 30 Attendees)
Members: $199 Advance / $229 On the Day

Guests: $229 Advance / $249 On the Day 
Steven Kaufman, CPA, MsEDE, is a principal in Zeus Mortgage where he has coordinated over a billion dollars in real estate financing for companies like American Express, Hewlett Packard, and Exxon Mobil. Zeus Mortgage is the 37th fastest growing private financial service firms in the US according to Inc. Magazine. Steven is frequently interviewed by local and national news organizations like FOX, ABC, CBS, CNN, and Bloomberg on the current financial markets. Steven has personally acquired dozens of investment properties and has been involved in several commercial real estate projects. Steven completed the Strategic Marketing Management Program at Harvard Business School and has a Masters Degree in Economic Development and Entrepreneurship from the University of Houston. He currently pursuing his PHD in organizational leadership.  His unparalleled finance experience has made him the leading expert on mortgages and real estate financing. 

"Education is the best investment you will ever make!"
 
"Make an investment in yourself today and it will pay dividends for the rest of your life!"

Sunday, March 31, 2013

You Might be a Powerlifter if!


You Might be a Powerlifter if…

If you can't count above 5 but can multiply by 45 in your head.........You might be a Powerlifter.

If you think Babypowder on your thighs and chalk on your hands looks cool... You might be a Powerlifter.

If whenever a friend is moving you are the first person they call for help…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you hear people in the gym talking about someone who looks “very cut” means that there has been a terrible accident…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If most people in the gym don’t like you…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If the word "gear" refers to squat suits, bench shirts, wraps, belts, suit slippers, salts and chalk, not steroids…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you inhale ammonia instead of using it for cleaning…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If the amount of weight you lift is more important than how cleanly shaven your legs are or how dark your tan is…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you work at a desk all day and you still have 1/2 inch thick calluses on your hands. …. You might be a Powerlifter.

If the gym owner kicks you out for bending yet another bar while squatting…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you check squat depth when using the john…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If the doctor tells you that you need more iron in your diet so you throw in an extra set of lock-outs…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you use a 1 kg plate as a paper-weight on your desk at work…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you have baby powder in your gym bag…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If it takes 5 seconds for your spirit to re-enter your body after squatting…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you use the handicap stall for the handrails after your leg day…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you think of helping your neighbors move their piano as "a set".....You might be a powerlifter…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you drop something, and go into a sumo stance to pick it up…. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you dismount the toilet like doing box squats (to perfect that explosive power) …. You might be a Powerlifter.

If you get accused by bodybuilders or crossfitters of taking steroids because you're stronger than they are…. You might be a Powerlifter.


The Big Steve Kaufman (The Baldest Guy in Houston)

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Funny Real Estate Jokes and Terms

Funny Real Estate Terms

In real estate advertising, as in any other, misleading statements abound. Some realtors try to put positive spins on home features that are somewhat less than positive. Please don’t misunderstand me. A conveniently located, cozy and charming home with easy highway access that needs a little TLC might be a great starter home for a family with a little bit of paint. Sadly, too many realtors use these words in other ways.

In fact, a leading real estate trainer actually promotes using “the term cozy instead of small” and “charming instead of old” as a method of attracting buyers. This practice is called ‘puffing.’ The following is a list of some of the best examples of inappropriately used words.

·Cozy – One of my favorite terms. It means the home is too small for human habitation. Remember the 19th Century when a family of six could live in a single room home? This is the home for them.

·Intimate – The only home smaller than ‘cozy.’ These homes are perfect if you’re roughly the size of a garden gnome.

·Charming – If you’re used to living without indoor plumbing, this home is perfect for you. It comes complete with old woodwork, wide molding, and kitchen cabinets that date before the Great Depression. The cobwebs are an added bonus.

·Conveniently Located – It is located at a busy intersection, where the traffic noise is so heavy, you’ll have to sleep with ear plugs.

Easy Highway Access – This is actually worse than “Conveniently Located”. Here you’ll have to sleep with pillows duct taped to your head.

·Country Living – We hope you like spending a lot of time driving because this home is located so far from civilization that you may have to raise your own animals in order to survive.

·City Living- Lock the doors with all three deadbolts because it’s not safe to go outside.

·Needs Some TLC – Beware. You might fall through the floor.

·Water View – If you stand on a ladder in the corner bedroom of the second floor and lean out the window, you might be able to see it.

·Water Front - Located in a flood zone.

·Not a Drive-By – Because the exterior is so hideous, you’re likely to drive by without stopping. You might even look over your shoulder to see if condemned signs have been placed in the yard yet.

·Must See The Inside – This is a variation of “Not a Drive-By.” The outside looks like it’s been decorated for Halloween, but it’s currently March. The Addams Family actually turned this home down.

·Handyman Special – So special that not even the walls are solid. The home is probably ready to collapse.

·Unique – This home is so unique that it will only appeal to a small percentage of the population. In fact, the number of buyers who would appreciate the architecture is so small that we’re still hoping some weird person from southern California takes a job relocation and moves to the area.

·Easy to Show – The prior owners vacated the home as soon as they heard the gunfire down the street. The doors don’t shut properly, so pretty much anyone can go in anytime they’d like.

·Only One Owner – And he didn’t make an update since the day he built the home forty-seven years ago.

·Freshly Painted – With a single coat of cheap paint.

·Cul-de-sac Living – A fancy way to say you’ll be living at a ‘dead-end.’

·Friendly Neighborhood – In fact, several busy bodies will watch your every move and the creepy guy across the street has a telescope trained on this home at all times.

(Excerpt from Loren Keim's Book - "Life Lessons... from the back seat of my car")

From the Baldest Guy in Houston - The Steven Kaufman

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